A side-splitting musical comedy about a confused, ditsy woman who mopes around, depressed about all her failed marriages. Her Mother offers to send her on a world trip to go and find 'Mr. Right'. Instead, she goes to see her 'guru' and discovered that she loves to cook. What follows is an hilarious "RECIPE FOR DISASTER' where she accidentally gets drunk while translating her recipe!

"Excuse me! I'm not eating anything that sounds llike...DUBBELZOUTEDROP MUISJEBALLE MET KAAS." Selma says when one of her ex-husbands wants to go and eat at a Dutch restaurant. "If the shpoon gets shtuck in the mixer, remove with drewscriver!"

"I absolutely love to write & perform comedy" Says Selma. She began ballet lesson at age 8 at Joecy Pretorius School of Dancing, progressing to Jazz, Spanish Dancing, Contemporary and Tap with medals for Latin American Dancing and Ballroom. She was Miss S.A. finalist and has done extensive fashion modelling. She obtained her diploma in Musical Theatre Technikon Pta & graduated in 2000. She also obtained her B.A. degree at Unisa in 2006. "I never want to stop writing and singing" Says Selma.

Audience Responses

Thank you for supporting new artists, loved the show, I hope she gets to perform again!

Very entertaining and well performed.

Very entertaining and well performed.